A Twist No.5

A Twist
                                                                                                                                       inininc No.5

Class Census : Which is  greater?
         0              |               infinity
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infinite votes      |         0 votes
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If 0 is greater then, since it got infinite votes and infinite got 0 votes, Infinite votes must be greater than 0 votes. That means  Infinity is greater than 0 since it got more Infinite votes are considered greater than 0 votes. This implies infinity is greater and hence its vote share must be greater leading us into an paradox.

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